[aurangabad_ca] Laloo's CV

Thursday, December 10, 2009 9:56 AM By Livemail

 



Laloo gets a job in MS Corp (USA)




Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:




Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.




Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padh kar sunaoonga ? Par letter angrezee mein hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi mein translate bhee karoonga
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Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir ki jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
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